The Diary of a Provincial Sophisticate is a snooty neighbor of the Suburban Urbanista. She is always a lady, but would still be willing to toss it all aside to run away with Dave Barry, provided neither his wife or her guy objected. Also, I don't really run anymore, I swim instead, so maybe we could swim away together. Except that there are things in the ocean that can seriously harm you, things like oil tankers and syringes, so maybe we'd better just rendezvous at the local pool.
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